tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22773040950438417022024-02-07T04:48:56.835-08:00ZOMBIE BUKOWSKIbakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2277304095043841702.post-18417000977961307462012-01-07T07:29:00.000-08:002012-01-10T15:37:23.362-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwdTSfS3v5znUlgqV0dfR1k4DGPJAwnK1t5GaWJG273EHtZMjeqsZTRJLeC-PwSgWJwUUveSiNl76yoFBePOTimHG6qCAxnVhEw1okfVzeOpnePCb68n81exjxHKrlidrCMLRzheE1N7I/s1600/winner.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwdTSfS3v5znUlgqV0dfR1k4DGPJAwnK1t5GaWJG273EHtZMjeqsZTRJLeC-PwSgWJwUUveSiNl76yoFBePOTimHG6qCAxnVhEw1okfVzeOpnePCb68n81exjxHKrlidrCMLRzheE1N7I/s320/winner.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696151046446870706" /></a><br />ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!<br /><br />BUKOWSI WAKE - OCCUPY BARSTOOLS<br />march ninth<br /><br />Take the day off of work<br />start the day at con murphies with eggs and irish coffees<br />use the tactics of the occupy philly people and plan to do fun shit all over the city like taking peoples bars over for a few minutes<br />like a drunken flash mob<br /><br />they cant throw us all in jail<br /><br />plan to demand happy hours at every bar you enter <br />picket with signs if they don't comply<br /><br />the drinkers united will never be defeated! THE DRINKERS! UNITED! WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!<br />help compose "happy death day song" at brunch and sing it all around the city!<br /><br />dramatic live reading of script of barfly at fergies pub at 2pm<br /><br />fun fun fun<br /><br />this years theme is occupy barstools <br /><br />here is last years winner JACOB RUSSEL accepting the coveted PIGKOWSKI trophy from last years winner FFRANCESCA COSTANZAbakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2277304095043841702.post-26389097138821201662011-03-04T17:40:00.000-08:002011-03-04T17:48:06.796-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLTn2UgvYvPEsZaaEO-WaOT4KeG3l79OuAF1S-LAolf-Ag5g2thNiUj20mFUso59_ZTZSs33kBDNQi_EUTQR6Fx6TrwKft1dUl9I2oZsUImiFBKFRbKLB6IDkVxgLbTx8rgeCh4lnWRMQ/s1600/187769_158775027509781_6618653_q.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 50px; height: 50px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLTn2UgvYvPEsZaaEO-WaOT4KeG3l79OuAF1S-LAolf-Ag5g2thNiUj20mFUso59_ZTZSs33kBDNQi_EUTQR6Fx6TrwKft1dUl9I2oZsUImiFBKFRbKLB6IDkVxgLbTx8rgeCh4lnWRMQ/s320/187769_158775027509781_6618653_q.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5580406127867356642" /></a><br />heres the famous pigkowski stauette, like the stanley cup it travels home with the winner until the next years event<br />here it is in a place of honor in francesca costanzas home<br />IN THE QUEENS THRONE ROOMbakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2277304095043841702.post-89243206992802928052011-02-14T09:47:00.000-08:002011-02-14T09:49:20.074-08:00WE ARE TAKING OVER FERGIES QUIZZO ON MARCH 8TH WITH A SPECIAL THEMED CONTEST AND LOTS AND LOTS OF POEMS....WILL THE ZOMBIE SHOW UP? WHO KNOWS?bakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2277304095043841702.post-33260881973637890572010-12-05T20:28:00.001-08:002010-12-05T20:31:46.327-08:00ZOMBIE SOON TO RECIEVE REACTIVATION CODE<br /><br />the zombie is in negotiations with the philadelpha tuf club to do an horse handicapping comedy show for them on their network and to PIMP THEIR POKER ROOM<br /><br />they are going to pay me to play in zombie costume<br />ill just start showing up in it....or not.....whatever<br />maybe a well executed zombie bukowksi tee shirt says it all<br />make a few and sell them off my back at the poker games i play in<br />my shirt is always for sale to my reading publicbakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2277304095043841702.post-9855619396161874282010-03-11T09:45:00.000-08:002010-03-11T10:04:49.309-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnTnAGLuj3w8PUeRbh8uTmUpbWH_ncR8qdZWrrB1xbjX_1Tjk3d0eAhCSRbXmeLRSP132EAdKFW77dQ9IzuaHOa-psoGqiynBtVmaLOKSAc3J3s1ijn0esUOPFf81sg9EhgSWxGBxeLPE/s1600-h/26252_1293104459674_1592180950_709541_5696362_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnTnAGLuj3w8PUeRbh8uTmUpbWH_ncR8qdZWrrB1xbjX_1Tjk3d0eAhCSRbXmeLRSP132EAdKFW77dQ9IzuaHOa-psoGqiynBtVmaLOKSAc3J3s1ijn0esUOPFf81sg9EhgSWxGBxeLPE/s320/26252_1293104459674_1592180950_709541_5696362_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447436517335316034" /></a><br />Heres the proud winner franchesca with famous judge <a href="www.angelhogan.com">angel hogan</a> and pam who was the only person in the bar when the zombie walked in to set up the speakers for the fabulous deejay....<br />she was reading "love is a dog from hell" which is one oF the zombies faves...<br />the zombie apologizes about the coitus in the restroom....<br />mostly to the person who wrenched the doorknob(theres no lock) and had to see the spectacle.....the zombie promises that the parties involved have been chastised....<br />ten pounds of gummi worms were left in our wake this evening....the gummi battle was spectacular with readers often having to pull matrix like moves to avoid the gummis that the midwestern psychopath reader didnt grab off the floor by the handful and eat....the zombie absolutely loved the original work titled "fuck trophies" which made him hungry for more...Thanks triangle, THANKSYOU ALL THE BRAVE READERS, thanks jeffie the bartender for understanding that the zombies tribe is a free spirited free wheeling fun loving bunch....sorry for the handful of gummi worms that almost knocked your glasses off big fella....thanks for not turning it into a brawl, you got up at just the worst time and there was some ZING on that salvo cuz the zombie is a deceptive athlere....sorry again to the deep voiced female identifying 6 footer who got an eyeful...thinking that the next event will be called CHARLED BUKOWSKI IS STILL DEAD and focusing primarily on poems where death is prominent, especially during springtime the zombie wants you to realize that the prettiest flowers have the most dead bodies buried beneath them, nutritious worm food which produces the best soil....We had 12 dieefernt readerr, three originals, some paraphrasing fun, FANTASTIC MUSIC and a great time was had by all....watch this space for the next installment...coming soon...bakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2277304095043841702.post-80848418403581140982010-03-05T06:47:00.000-08:002010-03-05T07:14:22.413-08:00zombie bukowski ia a metaphor<br />zombie bukowski feels your pain<br />zombie bukowski wishes his friends would trust him<br />zombie bukowski is a frieght train picking up speed<br />zombie bukowski lives in an imperfect world<br />zombie bukowski is actively improving this imperfect world<br /><br />you are either with zombie bukowski, <br />or whatever man<br /><br />zombie bukowski is infectuous humor<br />zombie bukowski is the man<br />zombie buloski pushed grown neanderthals around for years without complaining about the pain, nay he relished the pain and returned the same...<br />zombie bukowski deal with his pain with words<br />zombie bukowski loves to share those words<br />zombie bukowski will not be around forever<br />zombie bukowski expires on charles bukowskis birthday in august<br />(metaphors are a dime a dozen and five months is a long run)<br />zombie bukowski agrees with JIMI HENDRIX about lysergic acid but disagrees with him about manic deperssion being a frustratedness<br />zombie bukowksi is alrady getting tired of being zombie bukowski but the show must go on<br />zombie bukowski is not a big fan of drama and has simple solutions to complex problems<br />zombie bukowski is a fully owned subsidiary of swamp hippy industries <br />zombie bukowski will sleep with your mom<br />zombie bukowski craves the quiet of his casket again and needs to find some god damned poets to carry on the words so he can get back to decomposingbakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2277304095043841702.post-65598367480212409242010-02-19T09:32:00.000-08:002010-02-19T09:58:07.735-08:00TO ALL MY FRIENDS..............<br /><br />He's been dead for 16 years now and his FLESHY REANIMATED REMAINS are mad as hell at the state of modern poetry. He will be sharing new poems and hosting a poetry open reading dance party on the anniversary of his death March 9, 2010 at A LOCATION TO BE DETERMINED. <br /><br /> At this Festival we will crown the "Bukowski-est" of the evening and he or she will win a HEALTHY CASH PRIZE. Tell your starving poet alcoholic buddies about this opportunity to turn their art into cash. Honored poets will then be invited to the philly regional BUKOWSKIFEST held in AUGUST for an even huger cash prize, intergalactic honor, and the glory of finally letting this demon spawn ZOMBIE BUKOWSKI die a natural death.bakeowskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00160341103058253088noreply@blogger.com